Mixed Aths

Tree huggers? Hardly.

Minimbah kids are fiercely competitive, particularly in Rubber Chicken Relays. Sports master Mr Roden has these kids whipped into shape, honing their animal instincts to smash in Sack Races, and dominate their inferiors in Tug of War contests.
No child is too small to be taught the ways of the Minimbahbarian*.

*The winner on the day was fun.